Best English Punchlines

Best English Punchlines

I would like to share with you what I have read this information which is shared in Facebook, Whatsapp many times. May be this information is useful to you.

1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

7. The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.

11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

14. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the  expected?

15. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

16. I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

17. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train   station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say.

18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the  others here for?

19. Since light travels faster, than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

20. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

21. Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in   love with your smile.

22. Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

23. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep!

24. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what? Who’s in a hurry?

25. Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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